I’ve picked my 2014 NFL Greatest Names Team.  This is solely based on their names.  It has nothing to do with their abilities.  All of these are all 100% real.  Quarterback is always the hardest to pick.  Offensive line seems to be the easiest.

 QB - Teddy Bridgewater

RB - Jacquizz Rodgers

RB - Zurlon Tipton

WR - Jerricho Cotchery

WR -Cecli Shorts III

TE - Bear Pascoe

G- Zane Beadles

G - Mackenzy Bernadeau

T- D’Brickashaw Ferguson

T - Gosder Cherilus

C - Maurkice Pouncey

DE - Kroy Biermann

DE - Frostee Rucker

DT - Ziggy Hood

DT - Ndamukung Suh

LB- Jadaveon Clowney

LB - Barkevious Mingo

LB - Vontaze Burfict

S - HaHa Clinton-Dix

S -Da’Noriss Searcy

CB - Captain Munnerlyn

CB - Pernell McPhee

K -Kai Forbath

P - Britton Colquitt

Would you like me to write a song about you?  Would you like me to write a song about your girlfriend?  Boyfriend?  How about a song about Jar Jar Binks starring in a reboot of Shawshank Redemption?  I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!  You can submit a song request to me through Downwrite!  There are lots of different options, it’s totally up to YOU!
Check out my page and request a song HERE.

Would you like me to write a song about you?  Would you like me to write a song about your girlfriend?  Boyfriend?  How about a song about Jar Jar Binks starring in a reboot of Shawshank Redemption?  I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!  You can submit a song request to me through Downwrite!  There are lots of different options, it’s totally up to YOU!

Check out my page and request a song HERE.

I am very pleased to tell you that I will be playing drums in @PFTompkins’ @Varietopia this month at @LargoLosAngeles! This is a fantastic monthly variety show.  If you have not been, you are blowing it, you goddamn idiot.  What, do you hate comedy, great special guests, and great music?  If you LIKE those things, you should come out to the show on Saturday, September 27th.  If you hate those things, carry on with your dumb life as is.  
Get tickets HERE.  

I am very pleased to tell you that I will be playing drums in @PFTompkins’ @Varietopia this month at @LargoLosAngeles! This is a fantastic monthly variety show.  If you have not been, you are blowing it, you goddamn idiot.  What, do you hate comedy, great special guests, and great music?  If you LIKE those things, you should come out to the show on Saturday, September 27th.  If you hate those things, carry on with your dumb life as is.  

Get tickets HERE.  

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